Let’s be Realistic

Why do movies and tv shows always depict these really awesome fictional US Presidents in stories that are supposed to take place in the present day? Maybe they should be more realistic. If George W. Bush were the President in X-Men, that Mutant School in New England would be TOAST.

I got Rhythm

It seems that whenever there is construction happening somewhere, that the slowly repeated “beep - beep - beep - beep” of a truck backing up never stops. Why is this? Do construction workers have something against other gears? Do they drive the vehicle around backwards the entire time that it is on the site? Is it something more complicated and calculated? Are they trying to distract surrounding people from the careless accidents and chaos that may actually exist within the construction site?

A) Did you hear that explosion?

B) No, that was just the truck backing up

A) Oh, ok. Nevermind.

Help is on the way!

Upset and impatient with President Bush’s slow reaction to the flooding in New Orleans and the Gulf Region, Senator John Kerry took it upon himself to assist in the search and rescue missions being conducted in the Greater New Orleans area.

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Shit-damn that’s a lotta water!

“Imprinting”

The over-exuberant second grader eggs his friends on:

“Betcha can’t push me into the girl’s bathroom!!”

11 Years later, he was the weird guy in the dorm who drunkily admitted to everyone that he was into golden showers.