Intelligent Design - ID ??

Do people not realize that acronyms make everything sound absurd?

OMG! I was on AOL the other day, and I totally LOLed the other day when I saw an article say that ID totally goes hand in hand with Darwin’s Theory of NS. I guess it was NP for God to work the whole first 24/7 gettin’ all the science together, well except for Day 7 when he was like G2G and was totally MIA getting his 7th day Zs. The whole ID thing doesn’t even INCLUDE the whole Adam & Eve thing, that they were totally BFF before she 8 that apple and then they were BF and GF and they got kicked OUT and were total SOL.

WTF!!

WMDs and Santa Claus

There is an article in the San Francisco Chronicle today comparing Sheehan and Bridges, two mothers of dead Iraqi soldiers, and their feelings about the war. The following is an excerpt from that article:

Sheehan has become the new face of the peace movement, camping outside President Bush’s ranch in Crawford, Texas, and demanding to speak with him about the war and the loss of her son.

“My son believed in what he was doing,” Bridges said. “I would never go protest against what he believed in and died for.”

An eight-year-old boy might believe in Santa Claus because his teacher told him and several of his small friends that a big fat man who lives at the North Pole comes down the chimney and gives presents. If that same teacher assisted the boy and his friends in stowing away on a whaling vessel to the North Pole to look for Santa Claus causing them to die a cold death from hypothermia, their parents might still be upset that this teacher lied to the children and sent them on a perilous journey to end in certain death. In fact, it might even be important enough for them to take a trip to that teacher’s house, and wait angrily for her to come outside.

Coincidence?

It cannot possibly be a linguistic coincidence that heinous rhymes with anus. It is even more coincidental the similitaries between those words and a particularly cookie brand…that I can now never eat again.