The Night Light

Rise and shine with the Night Light, the first FDA approved glow-in-the-dark condom! The Night Light is non-toxic and will glow after a few minutes exposure to ordinary light.

A few minutes exposure to ordinary light? So you have to sit there ready to go with your dick under a lamp?

Once the lights are out, it seems like in the dark the penis would appear kind of like the Cheshire Cat. That creeps me out.

I imagine this does well with Star Wars geeks.