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The Night Light
Posted on April 24th, 2005 No comments
Rise and shine with the Night Light, the first FDA approved glow-in-the-dark condom! The Night Light is non-toxic and will glow after a few minutes exposure to ordinary light.
A few minutes exposure to ordinary light? So you have to sit there ready to go with your dick under a lamp?
Once the lights are out, it seems like in the dark the penis would appear kind of like the Cheshire Cat. That creeps me out.
I imagine this does well with Star Wars geeks.
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Posted on April 18th, 2005 No comments
Do these people really need to be breeding?
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“Fortune” cookie
Posted on April 13th, 2005 1 comment
THAT IS NOT A MOTHERFUCKIN’ FORTUNE!
I eat this food to find out about my FUTURE!
Dictionary.com - Fortune
1. Fate; destiny: told my fortune with tarot cards.
2. A foretelling of one’s destiny.