La Resistance…

I have realized that being me is like being at war. There is immense technique involved. At first, to the untrained strategist, it might seem most effective to immediately procede to the Internet Cafe from work to make a hard push at the resume front lines. But, that is not taking into account the Army of Irritation Battalion that awaits at the Starbucks. Our troops right now are much too weak and there would be many casualties. Therefore, despite the extra march to our base in Astoria, the extra supplies and Chinese Food medics that await there will provide rejuvenation for the troops. This will also give the troops a chance to develop a strategy for Operation Job Preparation, an extremely laborious and complicated mission. The previous battles this week have been won with much success. Operation LERN and Operation Dishes & Laundry were won with great ease. However, it is times like these where I must remember Napoleon’s defeat, trying to attack on multiple fronts with weak troops. Just as Russia could have been within Napoleon’s sights, the great lands of Resume-CoverLetteria are within my grasp but only if I prevent rash miscalculation.